Slapz Private Reserve

Slapz – Potent, Euphoric Hybrid That Hits Hard & Fast

Indica Leaning Hybrid (60/40): ≈ 20-30%  – Slapz is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa) created by crossing Runtz x Grease Monkey—a pairing that delivers a shockingly fast, full-body high worthy of its name. Like a slap in the face (in the best way), this strain hits instantly and intensely, making it a favorite among heavy hitters and experienced smokers in Virginia and Washington, DC looking for hard-hitting relief and elevated mood. The flavor is sweet, sour, and citrus-forward, with notes of lemon, lavender, and floral spice, while the aroma blends sour citrus, peppery diesel, earthy funk, and a hint of lavender. Whether you’re into flavor or effects, Slapz delivers on both, earning its spot as a go-to exotic hybrid in the VA & DC scene.

The high begins with a jolt of euphoric energy, unlocking bursts of creativity and intense happiness. This soon morphs into a tingly, unfocused haze, followed by a heavy, arousing body high that drops you into deep physical relaxation and sedation. With THC levels reaching 20–30%, Slapz is highly effective for treating stress, anxiety, migraines, nausea, appetite loss, depression, and mood swings.

  • 3.5 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Small Sticker – $40 
  • 7 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Standard Sticker – $70
  • 14 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Big Sticker – $120
  • 28 Grams FREE w/ purchase of Deluxe Sticker – $200
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Slapz Strain Breakdown:

  • Genetics: Runtz x Grease Monkey

  • Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa)

  • THC Content: 20–30%

  • Effects: Euphoric, tingly, sedative, relaxing, happy, creative

  • Flavor Profile: Sweet and sour lemon, floral lavender, spicy citrus

  • Aroma: Sour citrus, earthy diesel, pepper, lavender

  • Appearance: Dense, rounded olive green buds with deep blue undertones, amber hairs, and frosty blue-tinted trichomes

  • Best For: Anxiety, stress, mood swings, nausea, and deep relaxation in VA & DC

Slapz – The strain that hits like it sounds. Loud, fast, and unforgettable on the East Coast. 🍋💥🔥

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