Cheetah Piss Oz Deal

Balanced Hybrid (50/50): ±24-28% – Cheetah Piss is a modern-day homage to the infamous Cat Piss strain, reimagined for today’s top-shelf cannabis connoisseur. This elite hybrid—born from the legendary trio of Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97—brings a complex terpene profile that’s as loud as it is refined.

Crack open a jar and prepare for a pungent wave of diesel fuel and gassy citrus, balanced with sweet creamy fruit undertones. The inhale delivers a velvety blend of tropical fruit and vanilla cream, while the exhale leaves a sharp, zesty citrus bite with hints of earthy gas.

The high hits like a cheetah sprint—fast, euphoric, and uplifting—flooding your mind with clarity and happiness. This energetic onset is paired with a balanced body relaxation that keeps you grounded without slowing you down. Whether you’re socializing, tackling creative projects, or powering through a busy day, Cheetah Piss delivers precision, potency, and personality.

With THC levels ranging from 23–26%, it’s a potent choice for experienced users seeking relief from chronic fatigue, depression, mood swings, stress, and persistent pain.

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Cheetah Piss Strain Breakdown

Type: Balanced Hybrid (50% indica / 50% sativa)
THC: 23–26%
Lineage: Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
Flavor: Sweet creamy fruit, citrus zest, sour diesel
Aroma: Gassy diesel, citrus, fruity cream
Effects: Euphoric, focused, uplifting, clear-headed, sociable
Medical Uses: Chronic fatigue, depression, mood swings, chronic stress, pain relief
Appearance: Bright neon green nugs, yellow-orange hairs, thick golden amber trichomes

Cheetah Piss Strain FAQ + Q&As

Q: Can I get Cheetah Piss strain delivered in Washington DC?
A: Yes! Exotic Blooms offers fast and discreet Cheetah Piss strain delivery anywhere in Washington DC.

Q: Does Exotic Blooms deliver Cheetah Piss to Virginia and Maryland?
A: Absolutely. We provide same-day delivery to select areas in Virginia and Maryland, as well as Richmond VA.

Q: What makes Cheetah Piss stand out from other hybrids?
A: Its combination of sweet creamy fruit, pungent diesel, and uplifting yet balanced effects makes it a true top-shelf experience.

Q: Is Cheetah Piss good for daytime use?
A: Yes. The uplifting head high and moderate body relaxation make it great for socializing or creative work without heavy sedation.