Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects
Close-up of 99 Problems strain featuring large, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and frosty white trichomes, available for weed delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC. Known for its sweet berry-diesel flavor and energizing sativa effects

99 Problems Oz Deal. **OUT OF STOCK**

99 Problems – A High-Energy Sativa with Zero Drawbacks

Sativa Dominant Hybrid (70/30):  25-30%  – 99 Problems is a hard-hitting, sativa-dominant hybrid (70% sativa / 30% indica) bred from White 99 x Stardawg, designed for those who want euphoric energy, mental clarity, and physical relief all in one smooth smoke. With THC levels soaring between 25–31%, this strain is perfect for motivated daytime users in VA & DC who want to feel creative, focused, and pain-free without sedation. Despite the name, after one toke of 99 Problems—you’ll feel like you have none. The high hits fast with an uplifting mental buzz, lighting up your mood and unlocking creative flow, while a calm, soothing body high helps melt away tension, aches, or stress. It’s an ideal pick for work-from-home productivity, artistic projects, or getting out and moving. The flavor is bold and sweet, with juicy berries, spicy herbs, and fresh diesel blending into a smooth exhale. The aroma is loud, delivering a punch of peppery gas and fruity funk that fills the room before you even light up.

Whether you’re battling fatigue, stress, appetite loss, or ADHD, 99 Problems offers powerful therapeutic relief wrapped in a flavorful, energizing package—and it’s available now for premium delivery in Virginia and Washington, DC.

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Looking for fast, reliable VA weed delivery and DC cannabis delivery? Exotic Blooms offers premium cannabis products delivered straight to your door. Our standout 99 Problems strain (a perfect blend of White 99 x Stardawg) is just one highlight of our extensive selection, which includes top-quality cannabis flowers, concentrates, edibles, and vapes.

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99 Problems Strain Breakdown:

  • Genetics: White 99 x Stardawg

  • Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70% Sativa / 30% Indica)

  • THC Content: 25–31%

  • Effects: Euphoric, energetic, creative, mentally focused, physically relaxed

  • Flavor Profile: Sweet berry, spicy herbs, fresh diesel

  • Aroma: Fruity blueberries, peppery diesel, pungent spice

  • Appearance: Oversized, spade-shaped buds with bright orange hairs and a heavy layer of milky white trichomes

  • Best For: Fatigue, depression, ADD/ADHD, appetite loss, stress & uplifting daytime use in VA & DC

99 Problems – But stress, pain, and low vibes ain’t one. Now delivering in Virginia & Washington, DC. 🔥🍇💨

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